My life

[NyanSmoothie]

I'll post random or funny moments of my life here...

09.11.12

*English*

Miss: Okay, now you can choose your group names. you have 30 seconds.

My group: Blue!....Out of context....Nobody!

Miss: *asks other groups for their names*

* Boy from my group: *whisper* Chicken...Bird..Wings..

Miss: Okay, so, we have Banana Bikinis, Electric Blue, Fudge, and Tiny Pink Pijamas. And you will be...?

Boy from my group: CHICKEN WINGS!

Miss: Umm, okay...

Me: you bunch of weirdos...


*later in English*
*Doing Close Analysation*

Miss: Okay, so we will take Chicken ings as an example.

*class giggles*

Miss: By the word Wings...The group must have thought of it as freedom, flight, maybe that they are independent?

the same boy from my group: Actually, I just though of those KFC Chicken Wings :3


*Geography*
*Watching people from our class erupt their model volcanoes*

*Red solid/liquis mixture coems out of someone's volcano*

Liveta: THAT LOOKS LIKE KETCHUP!

* A bit later...*

M Boy: *puts a whole jar of baking soda into his volcano*

random girl: Why is he wearing gloves?

Me: Because he's Lithuanian. And it's winter. And Lithuanian people have a life, unlike some people I know... Oh, wait! it's you!(PS. I hate that girl)




***
*Going home with BFF*

Me: Liveta...Let's play a metaphor game!

Liveta: okay

Me: *Pushed Liveta into car* Liveta is a car!

Liveta: *Pushes me into the fence* You're a fence!

Me: *pushed into a street lamp* You're a streetlamp!

Liveta: *Pushes into the fence* You're a fence!

Me: Let's play the Alliteration game instead...

Liveta: Okay, I start!

Me: Okay.

Liveta: *Pokes* BOOM!

Me: That's onotopoeia you moron! -_-


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Day two 12.11.12

Drama:

*We had to get into groups of four. Our Drama topic was ''Clowning Around'', and we had to do a short play about a passenger getting very scraed that the plane will crash when on the plane. my group was Maryam, faiza, and Lathusa.*

Our play...

Le me: The exit on the left, the exit on the right, and some random epople or around us that don't have a life are al here. Now, our captain shall tell you about the journey.

Maryam, (pilot): We are flying at the time..What time is it? Umm...yeah. And we're umm... Going to GOBLIN kINGDOM?

Me: It's 4:50pm and we're going to Barcelona...Captain -_-

Maryam: oh,yes, so... *says more stuff*

Me: Lulu~chan (lathusa's nick name)He she goes again! i am bored... Should we play THE game?

Lulu: yeah! *We start clapping... You know, that quick clapping game. Right infront of the passenger (faiza)*

Me: ... Wait, aren't we supposed to serve our pasengers?

Me: Do you want a drink? *To faiza*

Faiza: ...

Me: *shoves drink to her*

Lulu: Gosh! it seems nobody wants anyything...let's just sit dfosn and chat.

Me: okay.

Lulu and me: *Start talking about plain crashes next to Faiza*

faiza: Waaah! Stop it... I'm scraed of what might happen! B-Because... Mummy used to tell me that when your plane crashes... Goblins come out of the back and eat everyone! :c

Lulu: yeah, my mum used to say that too...

Me: Well, my mummy used to say that when a plane crashes.. A magical unicorn throws up rainbows on you and you turn into a beautiful fairy! :3

Lulu: captain... hy aren't we flying yet?

Maryam: ...I don't know how to fly a plane. Do you?

Lulu: No, it's my first time being a stuardess...

Mariam: *Points at passenger Faiza* Do you?

faiza: *shiver shiver* N-No...

Mariam: Come on, it's just like a computer game! c:



Part three: Hallucinations

*Le me and BFF going home*

BFF: Look,look! This car looks just like K's!
Me: I get it, I get it, You like that guy.. You stalk that guy...
BFF: No! Oh, look here's another car that looks just like his!
Me: that's a blue car, but before you said that he has a green car?
BFF:No..His parents actually have a grey car. Oh, look! Here's another one!
Me: That's a RED car. -_-


part four: Boringnesssssssssssss

Geography.

Sir: If you work well, we will watch a half-hour video!
Everyone: Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
*Work work work work work*
Sir: okay, pack up. We will now watc the volcano video!
Everone: ftuyjtfhkiiiiiiiimojthomlkjo Yay!
*le video begins*
video: and so we went to investigate....then, the rocks.... pancakes....
Me: Oh, how interesting! A video about researching rocks of the volcano! /sarcasm
Me: ... *falls asleep by accdient out of boredom*
*Opens eeys* *sees friends rapidly waving hands at me*
me: WTF?
*Notices video finished*
Me: gghpijsdjupodfjht9dpjhjudogjuhpoppasdkfdritksdjipdgho
Sir: Did you all like the video?
Everonye: yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo
Me: :I I dreamt of volcanoes chasing around pancakes


Part five: Waffcakes

BFF: i like waffles better
me: I like pancakes!
BFF: Whatever... WAFFLES!
Me: LITHUANIAN Pancakes!
BFF: Hmmmm....Lithuanian Pancakes <3
Me: I WON

***
Later

BFF: i still think waffles are better
me: ...
BFF: *le nod*
Me: Then..Waffcakes! Wafflexpancake hybrid
BFF: OMFG GENIUS


Part Six: Tracksuits

*During the Olympic ceremony, me, my mum and older brother watch TV in Lithuania*
*Le countries start walking*

Me: Look! These outfits are so pretty!
Mum: Yeah, I love the Indian one!
Me: What do you think Lithuania will wear?
Brother: Tracksuits. Lithuanian people always wear tracksuits. So they shall wear tracksuits.
Me: ...Um, okay?
Brother: Tracksuits are aweosme.

*Lithuania finally comes*

Me: Why are they wearing white? -_-
Me: That's so... SIMPLE
Brother: N-No...Tracksuits



Part seven: Social life

BFF LIVETA: You have no Social life
me: Well..You have no computer life. HA!
BFF: Serious? -_-
*silence*
me: yeah...I have no social life.
*silennce*
Me: I'll just go and Pplay Robot Unicorn Attack now :I

[smoryninjeh]

CONTINUE XD

[LehDerpyMoon]

XD

[NyanSmoothie]

Also, huys check out this video (PS. There's one or two swear words in it):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY1MVQeeStY

Best part of the video: LITHUANIA

[NyanSmoothie]

part seven: Wise One

*Me and BFF talking in Maths*

Me: *whipr whisper* And then we'll *whisper whisper*
BFF: OMFG WTF
*last day of school maths*
Teacher: Yes, girls?
Me and BF: THANK YOU FOR TEACHING US, THE GREAT O WISE ONE

This didn't happen yet, but me and my BFF are plannign to do this on our last maths lesson, at the end of the school year c:

[smoryninjeh]

XD

[snowlight]

lol

[Derpy Brave]

XD Doooooooo ittttttt!

[Froststar]

THAT WILL BE FUNNEH! You should also bow when you say it. XD

[NyanSmoothie]

OHYUSH.

Part seven: Slenderman

*BFF At my house*

Me: I'll show you this cool video...Whe i remember it
BFF: ...
*10 Minutes later, i types in 11 Drunk guys play slenderman*
VIDEO: OMG IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ff and me: *laughing too hard*

Finish both parts of video.
*Want more*
*Finds another video by them, in a gae based on Slnderman*

BFF: *Slenderman appears* sdfjhdlketgo;ijipgtoed;jrh[d *Goes and runs to the window, spitting out her jiuce in schock
ME: *Nearly falls of chair in le shock*

[Froststar]

XD Sounds like something I would do.

[Derpy Brave]

XD LOL

[snowlight]

You should definately continue this. It's really funny

[NyanSmoothie]

Part Eight: Hippie Wizard

*We have science class, and a cover teacher comes. He shouts for a bit, then sits down on his computer and doesn't care less that everyone is messing around. Me and BFF, and Lathusa (L) are bored. We all decide to draw.*

My drawing ((key: Blue writing BFF/Wizard speaking...Black writing L speaking)):



Me: Look I draw a HIPPIE wizard! he'll be a teacher in my Manga/novel
BFF: o.o *Writes stuff in blue*
L: *sees* writes stuff in black
Me: -_- o.O o-o
((Credits (I was forced to do this)): Main personality and drawing, NyanSmoothie. Detailed personality, BFF))

[Derpy Brave]

Awesome :3